I’m Cool Like Ice Cream…

New Swizz Beatz! Cool Like Some Ice Cream Check It Out!

I’m In Love With A Stripper!

I Came Across This Video On WSHH.com… And Have A New Found Appreciation For Pole Dancing! And It’s Thanks To The USDPF (US Pole Dancing Federation) Check It Out For Yourselves…

Poledancing Usually Has The Stereotype/Connotation That It’s Kinda Dirty, Trashy, Exploitive Of Women etc, Which Is Kinda Understandable Considering The Amount Of Grimey Spots There Are Scattered Around The Place. But This However Kind Of Portrays Poledancing In A New Light, One That Doesn’t Really Get Shown. It’s Looks To Me That Poledancing Is Like An Art, Its Creativity (Just Like Dancing, Gymnastics Is etc), And A Way Of Expressing Ones Self.

No Doubt There Are Haters Out There, And I Reckon Those Haters (Women Mainly) Are Just Envious Cuz They Can’t Go Up N Down A Pole Like That Or Express Themselves In Such A Way. Yes It Is Sexual…But Theres A (BIG) Difference Between Being Sexual n Just Straight Dutty (Sket, Skank, Hoe, etc). And This Is Definetly Not The Latter!

I’ve Never Really Rated Strip Joints (Before Seein This!), I Suppose The Ones I Have Been To Were Slack n Just Did’nt Do Anythin’ For Me… Average Girls Caked Up In Make Up, And With Bodies That Ain’t All That, Not Forgettin Cheap Ass Perfume (Sounds Like Your Average Girl Who Goes On The Jeremy Kyle Show!), That Sumhow Managed To Get On My Garms And Made Me Feel Sick Everytime  At The Smell Of Eue D’ Shit. If I Was To Go Again, It Would Have To Be @ A Proper ‘Gentlemans’ Club. No Grimey Living Room With A Pole In It! lol

Why You Should Never Eat At Domino’s Pizza Again

“If you’re looking for a way to get fired from your job and also generate some negative press for your company there’s a lot that could be learned from the two Domino’s employees below. Obviously the two people in the video land squarely on the lower end of the Domino’s employee bell curve. However, it’s one thing to know that people like that are out there whipping up our delivery orders and it’s another thing to see it.”

Why Would You Do Just A Fucked Up Thing! That Stupid Bitch Really Pissed Me Off, She Deserves A Sledgehammer Smashed Into The Side Of Her Face (Real Talk!) And That Guy Shoulds Be Hung, Drawn n Quartered!

Yes Thats Right… I Think They Deserve To Die.

Hearin About Stuff Like This Is 1 Thing, But Seein It For Yourself  Is Definetly Another. Shit Ain’t Cool. Cuz I Appreciate Dominoes, They Do Good Pizza n Especially When I Had Some Dominoes This Weekend Just Gone (I Tried Out The New Piri Piri One, It’s Ok, Nuthin To Special… Shoulda Stuck The The Usual Texas BBQ Chickaaan!)

DJ C & Lil’ Dave Make It Funky!

The Funky Movement Is Growing Rapidly By The Day, And These Bad Boy DJ’s Just Dropped A Big Funky Mix!

Definetly Worth A Listen!

Tracklist:

01. Kyla – Do You Mind (DJ C Special)
02. Crazy Cousinz ft. Calista – Bongo Jam (DJ Naughty Mix)
03. Meleka – Go (Crazy Cousinz Mix)
04. Crazy Cousinz ft. MC Versatile – Funky Anthem
05. Attacca Pesante ft. Shea Soul – Make It Funky
06. Fuzzy Logik ft. Egypt – In The Morning
07. Natalie Walker – Sexy Sexy (All Up On Me) (DJ C Special)
08. Shean Williams – Show Me
09. T2 ft. Michelle Escoffery – Come Over
10. Ms. Dynamite – Bad Gyal
11. Crazy Cousinz – Inflation
12. Kid Bass ft. Sincere, Scorcher, Tinie Tempah, Wretch 32 & Chipmunk – 6AM
13. Kid Bass ft. Sincere – Good Girls Love Rudeboys
14. Ghetts ft. Tamzin – Sing 4 Me (Electro Mix)
15. Skepta – Sunglasses At Night
16. Roll Deep ft. Janee – Do Me Wrong
17. Mz. Bratt – Who Do U Think U Are?
18. Boy Better Know ft. Skepta, Wiley, JME & Frisco – Too Many Man
19. Gracious “Nappa Man” K – Migraine Skank (Lil Dave Dub)
20. K.I.G. – Head, Shoulders, Kneez & Toez (Lil Dave Dub)
21. Fr3e – Skank, Calm Down (Lil Dave Special)
22. Play Entertainment ft. Zest – Jump In The Middle & Skank
23. Lethal B ft. Donae’O – Go Hard
24. Donae’O ft. Princess Nyah – Party Hard (Remix)
25. G*Fam ft. Princess Nyah – Frontline (Lil Dave Special)
26. G*Fam ft. Princess Nyah & Coldsteps – Frontline (Remix)
27. Ill Blu ft. Hoodzee – Rider (Lil Dave Special)
28. Scorcher ft. J2K & Wiley – I Know
29. Wiley ft. Kano & Ghetts – She’s Glowing
30. Jodie Connor – She’s Glowing

DOWNLOAD LINK!

Big Shout Out To DJ C & Lil’ Dave On This!

You Dun Know! Check Out Their Blog!

Lions Roar

Asher Roth Has Been Creating Quite A Considerable Hype After Dropping The Greenhouse Effect Mixtape With DJ Drama & Don Cannon, Which Was Available For Free Download Via Roths Site

Then There Was The 20 Min Freestyle On Westwood, In Addition To Countless Interviews, Appearances And What Not.

Here’s The Latest Tune With Busta Rhymes Titled Lions Roar

Props To Sid For The Link!

Make Sure You Grab Yourself A Copy Of Asher Roths Debut Album Asleep In The Bread Aisle Out On The 20th April!

All I Really Want Is…?

My Fav Rapper Ricky Ross The Boss Collabo With My Fav R&B Artist The Dream!

Here It Is… Rick Ross & The Dream – I Really Want Produced By Tricky Stewart

Enjoy

BAAAAAWWWSSSSSSSSSSS

DUCK DOWN!

Wat Seemed Like The Most Innocent Thing To Have When Takin Your Bath, Is No Longer…

Check This Out… A Duck With A Dick (No Homo).

Description :: “This Lovely Duck Floats In The Bath And Looks Great… But What Lurks Under The Water… Its Secret Weapon To Make You Smile.

Ladies, It Looks Like Baths Won’t Be The Same Again For You…

MAFIA MUSIC

I’mLookin Fwd To Tha Boss That Is Rick Ross’s 3rd Album Release… Deeper Than Rap.

From The Tunes That Have Been Leaked On The Net, It Promises To Be A Gd Listen. From What I Have Heard So Far Ricky Has Made A Smooth Transmission From The Colombian Connected Drug Lord Persona To A New York Mafia Affiliated Don Persona… So It Seems.

Heres A Remix Collabo With The Game, Ja Rule and Fat Joe… Dissing G Unit.

Take A Listen For Yourselves Rick Ross Ft. The Game, Ja Rule & Fat Joe – Mafia Music (Remix)

It’s Not Bad. I Think Ja Rule May Have Got The Last Laugh After I Posted That Shit He Was On Yesterday. Oh Well, Shit Happens!

As For Fat Joe Droppin The Line “Still Went To Africa, Still Wore The Big Chain // Where You Got Robbed At, N*gga On The Same Stage” Aimed At 50 Cent (Cuz 50 Got His Chain Snatched From Him Whilst Performing On Stage In Angola). I Saw The Footage Of The Supposed Same Stage In Angola And I Swear He Didn’t Have A Chain On. If He Did, It Must Have Been Tucked Away Safely lol. PUSSY!

Cassie Shaves Her…

Cassie Has Shaven Half Her Head Off! I Know You People Were Hoping For Sumthin Else, Or Was That Just Me?

It’s Different, I’ll Give Her That And Sumthin Else…Still!

May Take Just Take Sum Gettin Use To…

Throwback: Um Bongo!

When I Was A Kid (Back In Skool Days) I Used To Pack Um Bongo In My Lunchbox. Recently I’ve Been Meaning To Get My Hands On Sum, But To No Luck, Cuz My Local Asda/Wal Mart Supposed SuperStore Is Slackin’ And Don’t Stock Non. Which Ain’t 2 Cool. But I Vow To Get Hold Of Sum Um Bongo! So I Can Once Again Taste That Congolicious Tropical Fruit Drink!

Don’t Act Like You Ain’t Tryin To Sing Along! lol